Category: News and Views
I just couldn't come up with a better topic title than that. This comes from a newsletter I subscribe to I hope you get a laugh out of it as I did. Laugh it up.
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
I have to tell you, the "AskLewis" idea seems to be catching
on. But something VERY weird is happening. The questions,
for the most part, cluster around a couple of themes. Of
course there is S-E-X. Then there are personal questions,
and then there are scientific questions.
We must have many Laff-A-Day readers judging by the number
of penis questions. TZ, editor of that publication is the
master of under the belt trivia...but we had 28 people ask a
variation of the following question:
"Is there a correlation between penis size and intelligence?"
I had to answer this because I read a book penned by the
late Stephen J. Gould called, "The Mismeasure of Man". I
actually had a lengthy discussion of this topic and book
with a friend of mine, the late Frank Zappa. Once upon a
time, scientists developed (or tried to at least) a scale
that went like this:
The longer the distance from the tip of your penis to your
navel, the LESS intelligent one was thought to be. What
that meant, was the longer your penis, the less intelligent,
The measurements were taken when subjects were not
aroused. They found that black men were less intelligent
because, on average, their penises were longer, meaning that
the distance to the navel was longer. White European males
were classified as the most intelligent, because the
distance to the navel was shorter.
I am not making this up, believe me, I am not that clever.
There have been many attempts to quantify intelligence
ranging from tests to cranial size. But the penis theory
of intelligence served two purposes. It rationalized for
the scientists why they had small penises.
Oh yeah these guys with small penises were smarter book wise, because if they hadn't learned the art of using the tongue they didn't have much female company to distract them, so what else did they have to do but learn?
Plus learning more, can mean earning more. Might as well try to attract a female with money, rather than size.
So why not tattoo a hundred dollar bill to your pork link? What woman wouldn't blow a hundred?
you know, i must be lucky. that's all i'm sayin'.
You mean lucky you're so intellegent Blake, otherwise the only way you'd not be screwed is by a chick? lol
i see i've prooved my point.
rofl just... lmao hmm I love my man, and I say no more than that so the guessing is up to you. smerks.
omg, what a load of bolucks! So, I guess that would mean that, at some point, I've slept, or tried to sleep with albert inestine? please..... I think not.
ROFLMAO Danielle, It's really not fare that you tell the whole zone about Cactus Jack like this. Poor Kay has to deal with this now. Maybe she can cope with the minute penis, but knowing that he really should be as intellegent as Steven Hawkins will really be difficult.
I infer from this that women are smarter than men because we have no penis at all.
that is just proof of how wrong you are becky, as if you took notice, the statement brought into question the relationship between brains and penis size, not whether one existed at all. One could conclude from that that no penis could mean no brain which would be another possibility entirely.
I must agree with kevin in this case, Becky. So, it could mean, that women are actually stupider.
Stupider? Hmmm, you've just proved my point.
I wonder if there might be an inverse relationship hidden here.
Meaning: is there a relationship between a lady's vagina size and her intelligence?
Bob
We'd have to be considering the tightness here, as depth only varies mostly when sexually aroused, but you could have a point here, as unless a woman does things to counteract the problem, after children she gets loosser, and it could be said less intellegent. lol
If a woman gets less intelligent after children it's only from having to talk down to her stupid husband and male children.
After some further consideration, you might suggest there is an arguement for women to remain mostly selebit, and to refrain from insertion of objects during masturbation. Repeated sex seems to loosen the vagina, so it could by default actually be killing some of your brain cells, so to remain bright and able to hold a decent conversation, only have sex say hmm, once a week or something.
Hi, I don't know if there is a correlation between penis size and intelligence. As for the situation with women, given the visual similarity of the cervix to a penis, perhaps it doesn't matter how much intelligence women have, they keep it well hidden...LOL
The only thing of which I am sure is that masturbation sends you blind; got mine in advance (totally from birth)...LOL
Interesting, it's normally the Clitoris that is said to be similar, or compaired to the penis, and the odd Cirvix I've had the joy to feel didn't feel anything like a penis, but then I didn't examine many yet.